chestnuts

a pair of boobs, a good rack

dude, check out that chicks chestnuts!

by that one kid with lots of free time April 10, 2007

Chestnuts

Essentially a word used to describe testicles located on the chest (not related to Chesticles ).

Can also be used to describe a picture of boobs that have no visible nipple.

"man have you seen that kid walking around? they got some huge chestnuts"
"that anime girl has some nice chestnuts"

by pleasedonthurtmeimpoor July 6, 2018

chestnuts

While a woman is lying on her back you straddle her chest and stick your cock in her mouth. As she's choking on your wang you stick your balls in between her tits and jiggle her b3wbs which massages your nuts.

Jill had such big knockers that I had to give her the chestnuts.

by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008

chestnuts

Lazy organisms that just lay around all day

he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy

by Pizza shit February 24, 2004

Chestnuts

A maneuver in which one man yells "Chestnuts!" and forcefully grasps another person's bocces, like a vice grip, for a period of seven seconds or more. The aforementioned results in a sensation of pain and also occasional homoerotic confusion.

Joey: Yo guys, watch me sack tap Ted!
Ted: Hey, c'mon what did I do?
(Ted is sack tapped)
Joey: Haha, how those bocces feeling?
Ted(grimacing): Agh, they feel like, well... CHESTNUTS!!
Joey: AHHHH, OH GOD, PLEASE, LET GO, STOP!!!

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Dude 1: Bro, check that out!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: CHESTNUTS
Dude 2: OWWWW, DUUUDE!
Dude 1: HAHA, GOTCHYA!
Dude 2: Ow... ow, let go man, ha that's enough seriously
Dude 1: No..
Dude 2: ...
Dude 1: They feel nic..
Dude 2: Shut up.
Dude 1: This never happened

by 311Chronicles May 27, 2009

chestnuts

Where ones nipples are pointy enough to look like peanuts, therefore, they are chestnuts.

Jeremy: Dude, your so gross! Get rid of those!
Jimmy: Well, your the one that asked to see my chestnuts!

by lexiwolfz January 6, 2015

Chestnuts

A woman with boy tits or in other words small breasts that could be mistaken for a chestnut.

My girlfriend doesn’t need to wear a bra with her chestnuts.

Tania has a lovely pair of chestnuts.

by Caro_Mat July 4, 2023