chemtrail

Contrail-like cloud left by aircraft believed by "spiritual" people to contain chemicals or crystals. These chemtrails are allegedly part of a secret government program either to save earth from global warming or to kill off half of humanity.

Spiritual guy: Look! That's a chemtrail. I wonder what the government is doing to us.

Normal guy: Uh ... perhaps you should have your medication adjusted.

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

chemtrail

The means by which the Illuminati sprays its proverbial load.

"That bitch New World Order just shot me in the face with some nasty ass chemtrail."

by byan85 May 17, 2010

chemtrail

A nickname for contrail clouds left behind by planes that refers to a theory. It is believed that these contrails serve as pollution, reducing the earth surface's exposure to sunlight. This causes global cooling.

The theory though, is that there was and possibly stil is a government conspiracy, in which they are flying military planes that purposely create these chemtrails to cause global cooling (slowing down or lessening the effects of global warming).

j: hey it's actually snowing this winter.
p: yeah, i think those chemtrails are really helping maintain normal weather conditions
j: NOT!

by jeffr October 18, 2008

chemtrail

bullshit conspiracy theory.

if you actually believe that chemtrails are real, kill urself

by ziggypop314 January 17, 2008

chemtrail

A lunatic conspiracy propagated by absolute dickheads on social media... enough said.

'have you seen my latest photos of the sky.. see the chemtrail?'

'no.. i see a prick that will do anything to make their lives feel more exciting'

by tom healey August 30, 2016

chemtrail

A cocaine lines. As a word game from “contrail”, comparing the drug lines to the cloud condensation lines left by airplanes.

She sells chemtrails to anyone…

by BlkCntry NwRoad October 2, 2022

Chemtrail

a word to describe the Silver Iodide sprayed during Cloud Seeding operations. Cloud seeding is 100% true and a weather modification technique used around the world.

See that Chemtrail, I heard they were seeding the clouds this winter, I hope there aren't any catastrophic floods.

by ewash2607 April 28, 2023