cheese-whiz

When a woman asks you to spray cheese-whiz in her snatch and use crackers to scoop it out and eat it.

"Kathy asked me to cheese-whiz her last night"

by hkgasd October 7, 2007

cheese-whiz

Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.

"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."

by Andon September 8, 2006

cheese whiz

A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz

Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.

by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

Cheese Whiz

The cheesy goodness in a can that Ryan Ross is addicted to.

Ryan Ross- I NEED MORE CHEESE WHIZ BRENDAN

by RYDEN IS REAL August 9, 2017

cheese whiz

Bullshit, nonsense

Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18

by Mohamed April 5, 2004

Cheese Whiz

The thing you put on toast when u dont want butter or jam

Cheese whiz is one chemical way from being cheese. The chemical is cheese.
The Cheese whiz on that toast was mediocre at best

by Cheese Master Q June 26, 2007

cheese whiz

Weapon of mass destruction.

Holy shit! Those iraqies just cheese whizzed us.

by Rah November 21, 2003