cat napper

crazy people who kid nap your cats

"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"

by anti ag jab April 13, 2009

catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.

Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”

by Cusween December 15, 2018

catlapper

A lesbian. A female who performs oral sex on another female.

Man, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found out she's a catlapper; she's hot!

by Fishingdoubler September 25, 2006

Carnapper

(Philippine English)

A car theft

My car was carnapped by a carnapper.

by Mr. Yoso July 1, 2012

catnapped

When you can't stand up or help someone because a cat sits on your lap.

I can't help you right now, I am catnapped.

by TheManTheMythTheLegende December 15, 2018

catnapper

1. A person who catnaps a cat.

2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.

1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.

2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.

by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005

cartnapper

A devious shopper who sees a full and unattended shopping buggy of unpaid goods, in Costco (for example), and decides to adopt it as his own.

I was shopping at Costco and went into the cold storage to get some frozen goods, when I came back the cart was gone along with the items that I picked already, Some cartnapper had taken it.

by tissutech August 13, 2010