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Val’s cafeteria food

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Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.
“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”
by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018
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cafeteria syndrome

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When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.
You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.
by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011
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A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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school cafeteria

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selling way to expensive food to f/suckers who want to buy it.
i didnt get to eat lunch today, because my food stamps ran out and i am hungry now.
by samdog November 16, 2004
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School Cafeteria Kiss

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when you wear basketball shorts or other thin bottomwear and sit on the weird ass cafeteria stool things for a while... you get up from the stool and see a little sweat mark left by your nutsack and/or ass, which quickly fades
dude, I was getting up to throw away my shitty ass school lunch and i noticed i made a HUGE School Cafeteria Kiss on the stool thing
by Punchy_207 September 9, 2022
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1. The worst tasting thing on the planet. Possibly came from the depths of hell.

(No organic ingredients used and fresh from a week ago)
by Just a random anonymous person November 18, 2014
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saban cafeteria

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A poorly organized cafeteria run by people that do not know how to cook food. Unlike most cafeterias, food is only available after preordering it.
The cafeteria on the Saba University campus is a saban cafeteria
by omy_g August 5, 2011
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