cact

the act of sawing one's ass off, then sticking it in a trunk and taking it out occasionally to enjoy and smell it.

If you don't stop it right now, I am going to cact you!

by anonymousskulls September 22, 2006

Cact-O-Pussy

The process by which a woman shoves a prospering small cactus in her vaginal cavity for pleasure, usually resulting of the surgical removal of cactus pricks.

Ouch, That Bitch's Cact-O-Pussy pierced my cock and balls!!

by RUDEBOY69 January 17, 2011

Bumbo Cactoni

A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...

No! Mumbo! You killed Bumbo Cactoni! NO! You frickin' idiot! What have you done?

by guymanperson September 23, 2017

Cactus Jack fucked me

When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".

Other codes could be used too such as:

"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"

Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.

McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?

Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"

Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."

Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*

McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"

Costumer: "Yeh"

by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Cacta

Harry styles once yelled “Cacta!” Instead of “cactus” while singing his song Kiwi, and we all thought he glitched.

“What does cacta even mean?”

“It means cactus, Harry Styles said it once and the stans went crazy”

by ThatOneArtHoe September 6, 2020

Cactus content

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

by jedisithlord March 15, 2020