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buttonie

a device with lots of buttons such as an electronic device. Or an article of clothing with lots of buttons
Stop messin' with that sprinkler control box, its too buttonie.

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This sweater is to hard to put on its to buttonie!
by KJA September 27, 2012
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buttonhead

Round eyes.

Round eyes shaped like buttons, instead of zippers. Also shaped like a butt hole.

The opposite of zipperhead.
Cracky: "Hey zipperhead, stop buying our houses, our lands, our national debt."

Chinky: "It's not our fault you butthole eyes walking corpse are too dumb and incompetent to compete on the world stage, buttonhead. We own you now. Stick to what you know, vaginal rejuvenation. Are you also going to get an eye-juvenation too to get rid of your flappity flap vagina eyes or cunt eyes? It's all you know, breast implants, penis implants, face tightening, nose jobs, and other plastic surgeries you care about so much in LA. You crackers are freaky, turning your body into mutilated flesh."
by White Corpse October 4, 2012
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Buttonfest

That one day a year we all get together to give thanks for Rants, Constant Disappearances and Button Vision. It's a holy time, filled with Lager, Jagerbombs and Samuel Bucca

UK Holiday that follows Xmas and Boxing Days
James: What are you doing this weekend?
DW: Heading down to Greenwich for Buttonfest, I'm gunna get soooo f*cked up!
by Calis13 December 27, 2010
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buttonhead

Can be either a person or an action; Someone who makes a wrong decision; Doing something stupid without thinking through the consequences
Terry Grant says, "Those two are a couple of buttonheads for going that way!"
Ihor made such a "buttonhead" move for even thinking Mantracker can survive without Terry Grant
by golligee333 April 22, 2011
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Side Buttoned

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.
Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.
by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005
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Benjamin Buttoning

When you are about to plug a girl, but you are drunk so your johnson is a little soft. You shove it in anyway, but during the first few minutes your johnson looks wrinkly and old. Eventually, you become fully hard and the shaft is smooth and young-looking.
Andrew: After the party I took a girl upstairs and gave her the business. It took me forever to get hard and I couldn't keep her waiting, so I did a little Benjamin Buttoning in her clap trap.
Evan: Sweet!
by Eweezy86 March 7, 2010
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snooze-buttoning

The action of hitting the "snooze" button on an alarm clock over, and over again.
Did you know? An iPhone alarm will continue to sound every nine minutes, even after two full hours of snooze-buttoning.
by envirochef February 10, 2010
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