broof

anal sex in the most uncommon way, using a carrot to penetrate the ass untill it comes out of the mangina, then inserting the penis and doing it the nice hardcore philopesian way

when i come home from a long day of work sweeping the shit off jack mehoffs front porch! i like to get out my shout gun kill sum indins and broof my kiddy kat!

by the parsh February 2, 2003

broof

the barking sound a dog makes

The dog barked 'broof'.

by ferianala December 10, 2008

broof

a small cuddly thing related to the 'brau'

hey broof, what's happening

by mx November 12, 2003

Broofing

The action of bro-ing out with 40s on a roof. Bros that broof usually use the roof/beer to get chicks. Studies have shown this action works 100% of the time, every time.

Hey Bro Montana, lets go get some King Cobras and start broofing before our hangovers kick in.

by TardBird October 8, 2010

Broof

Bros drinking brews on the roof. An engagement where brothers, fraternal or otherwise, seek to imbibe whilst on the roof of one's homestead, apartment, or otherwise.

G: Hey Niels, want to grab a few red stripes and head up to the roof?

N: Sure thing bro. I'll call Mark and see if we wants to join us for an old fashioned broof session.

by hoodatninja May 14, 2011

Broof

An informal expression used when something surprising, but unfortunate happens.

"i got cheated on yesterday"

"Oh broof, that sucks man"

by Llamaboi392 January 28, 2019

Broof

The worst of insults. If you get called this, you may as well die.

He is such a Broof.

by dgfk November 2, 2017