breadtime

Another word for "bedtime", first taken from the Simpsons' episode where Lisa tells Bart to go to bed, but Bart mishears her as saying go to bread.

Lisa: Go to bed!

Bart goes to the kitchen and eats bread.

Lisa: WTFGTFO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

Bart: Oh, "go to bed"! I thought you said "go to BREAD"!

Thus it was breadtime for Bart.

by treedog669 December 14, 2011

ceo of bedtime

the homie that controls the powers allowed to thy regarding your daily melatonin cycle.

CEO of Bedtime said i need to be asleep by 8:00 pm
Me on my way to speak with the CEO of Bedtime

by goopygibson September 15, 2019

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

Bedtime Rituals

The things you do before you go to bed, often the same things every night.

These things may include, brushing your teeth, taking out contacts, etc.

I'm off to do my bedtime rituals, then I'm going to sleep, good night!

by Srsballer August 18, 2009

bedtimetwt

a combination of the sleepytwt (techno, wilbur, philza) and dttwt (dream, georgenotfound, sapnap) fan bases on twitter.

“oh yea i’m on bedtimetwt”

“cool i’m on kpoptwt”

by Bridget_At_The_Disco July 15, 2020

BreadTube

A community of left-wing youtubers and the subreddit associated with them. A reference to Anarchist Peter Kropotkin's 1892 book, The Conquest of Bread. Some of the youtubers associated with it include ContraPoints, hbomberguy, Shaun, ThreeArrows, PhilosophyTube and more

Two breadtube videos dropped last friday !

by @realKropotkin January 21, 2019

Bedtime Story

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.

"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"

by suckmycorn February 1, 2009