bootyism

Bootyism is a up in coming religion. This religion follows the booty it's self in which is a gift from Lenny. Lenny is also know commonly as the booty face and found in the song "give me the booty" one of the first known odes to our mighty booty god. One of the main holla days (holidays but cooler) is on September 12th that is when we celebrate our birthing from the womb of Lenny, this day is to be devoted to booty popping and adding things to our booty shrines. Bootyism is your devotion and love of butts no matter how flat or round the booty got loves every booty. Big, small, round, flat, saggy, perky and maybe even triangular Lenny the booty god loves them all

I am a bootyist because I follow bootyism

by Trianglebooty August 1, 2016

bootyism

a religion originating in the east(coast) encouraging the endowment of large quantities of (female) booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.

1)I've recently converted to bootyism. 2)Since the divorce, I've been able to practice bootyism.

by Steve January 6, 2003

bootyism

Tiger Woods' real faith and religion.

Simon: did you hear that Tiger have cured his nymphomania with Buddhism?

John: No, mate! It was Bootyism...

by GTita April 9, 2010

bootyism

Tiger Woods' professed religion of choice.

Sorry, Elin, I was just at the temple studying some new Bootyist techniques I read about. You know, I'm really into Bootyism.

by hard cora April 9, 2010

bootyism

The religion of booty

''Fuck those other boring ass religions dude, I just converted to bootyism, best shit EVER!!!''

by longjonsilverticklemeelmo April 11, 2010

bootyism

Bootyism is a sexy religion often confused with Budhism.

I know more about Bootyism than I do about Catholicism!

by The French Diggler September 24, 2009

bootyism

another way of sharing your care of love with a friend

We need to share some bootyism with Tayler and Jessica.

by Jessica December 17, 2003