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by Choadie December 13, 2007
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Boldly Shy

To be socially awkward, but still a social butterfly. See also cocky but insecure.
She was once again put off due to her 'boldly shy personality.
by Jgoo511 August 1, 2023
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To boldly go where no man has gone before

Take the virginity of a Trekie (usually a female).

The phrase is of unknown origin but it seems that it comes from the "franchise" of Star Trek porn parodies such as "Sex Trek: the next penetration" and "Where no man has cum before".
Fred: Hey, you know what? I slept with Janice last night!

Bob: No! Janice the Trekie?

Fred: Yeah..

Bob: That's what I call "To boldly go where no man has gone before"!
by Adam Nonymus June 19, 2009
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To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.
I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019
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Bhagoda of Bollywood

Akshay Kumar & Shah Rukh Khan called as Bhagoda of Bollywood.
Both are Stardom less stars who can't book festival slots on their own & ran away from Eid clashes thats why they've been defined as Bhagoda's of Bollywood.
Bhagoda of Bollywood Akshay Kumar ranway from Eid 2020 due to Salman Khan's stardom.
Another Bhagoda of Bollywood SRK also shifted his Raees from Eid 2016 to Republic Day 2017.
Google "Salman Khan announces Sooryavanshi's new release date" & "eid kab hai kab hai eid" you will find Bhagoda of Bollywood.
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Terrorist of Bollywood

SRK is known as terrorist of bollywood.
SRK was the biggest threat for terrorists when he gone nude in Maya Memsaab.
SRK murdered Indian audience as well as ISIS, Al Qaeda terrorists by his cringeworthy acting & poor dialogue delivery.
Happy New year, Ra One, Guddu these films deserve oscar for wiping all terrorist organisations from this planet, thats why we call SRK is the biggest terrorist of bollywood.
Terrorist of Pakistan - We have laden, Hafiz saeed, hydrogen bomb.
Terrorist of Bollywood - I have Happy New Year
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Flopstar of Bollywood

Canadian Akshay Kumar is the Flopstar of bollywood.
Having more than 80 Flops in Domestic market & 100 Flops on overseas soil Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as The Biggest Flopstar of Bollywood.
Kitne pratishat Bhartiya yeh sochte hai ki Akshay Kumar Flopstar of Bollywood hai?
Indians - 132%
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