blart

A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.

Melvin: "Did you hear that? Is it Chinese new year already?"
Sparky: "Naah, I just blarted. I guess I need to go home and.. Yup."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021

blart

A fart with blood in it. When you strain to fart, blood sprays into your underwear.

After jaay got rid of his wicked case of buttslaw, he still had the occasional painful blart.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

blart

one or more fake-tanned scantily-clad tattooed young ladies whose typical Friday evening's entertainment would consist of excessive alcohol consumption, giggling loudly whilst dancing around handbags, and urinating in the street. This to be followed by vigorous sexual intercourse with random males of the species, either up against a wall, over some rubbish bins or in a skip. The above phenomena can be observed between the hours of 11pm - 4am Friday evenings on the streets of any town or city in the north of England.

"how man lets get wersels in there man it's wall to wall wi blart"

by GeordieChris July 17, 2006

blart

Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.

He looked worn oot. Glimmers like a pair of sheep's blarts.

by Radge Gadgee December 06, 2006

blart

Female

I was checking the security cameras and I saw this fucking gorgeous blart bend over the freezer

by Freddy Mercury June 23, 2003

blart

1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.

1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.

by definitely not alex April 26, 2009

blart

When you go to fart blood come out. It is a mixture of the word blood and fart hence "blart"

Oh my god, I was sitting at a meeting and this dude started to blart everywhere.

by James M. December 09, 2005