blandis

A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).

"Don't talk to that guy, he's a freak. The other day I caught him pulling a blandis!"

by mot08 February 18, 2005

Blindish

The act of one being not exactly legally blind, but being too blind to read the fucking "No parking sign" right in front of your car.

"Dude I lost my glasses yesterday, and now I'm so blindish that I mistook Veronica for Jessica"

by Blindish October 11, 2017

bladish

something incredibly shitty

yo, that niggas car is bladish!

by dee pizzle September 8, 2011

Brandish

An obscure dungeon crawling RPG by Nihon Falcom. The game was released in 1991 on the PC98 and FM Towns and later ported to the SNES and PC Engine. The story follows a wandering swordsman named Ares Toraernos, who is pursued by his nemesis Dela Delon, who has accused him of murdering her teacher. The two fall down into the sunken ruins of an abandoned kingdom and you must navigate Ares out of the game’s stages. Brandish was successful enough in Japan to get 3 sequels and a PSP remake.

Person 1: “Dude, I just played Brandish on PSP!”
Person 2: “Awesome! Ares is my favorite character!”

by Dong Jr. December 29, 2022

Bandish

Someone who looks like they could be in a band. E.g. Long hair, punk, etc. Could be anyone you see on the street, in a restaurant or coffeehouse.

That guy looks very bandish.

by Cafn8me April 4, 2011

blanish

A person of black and spanish descent. Also see Splack.

Soulrane: What are your nationalities?
Negro Gopez: WHAT?!?! Y-y-you didn't know?
Soulrane: Nope.
Negro Gopez: Black and Spanish.
Soulrane: Ohhh, Dominican?
Negro Gopez: NO. Blanish.

by Soulrane May 3, 2007

Brandishing

Harmless but still a crime. Ask that one couple. Is it wrong? Who cares.

Hym "You know, my idiot mother created a weapon, one of her employees stole it from our house, and brought it to where I worked to wield it against me. It took a lot of work to get the invisible gun into your hands and here you stand, brandishing it against me. The depressed little boy using the invisible gun he was given to impose his ethic on me, regardless of the consequences. That's the problem with you political types. Left. Right. All you want is to hold the gun. To be behind it rather than in front of it. It's funny though. I can't help but laugh. You're the most elite person in this place and you're pissing on someone who can't even move. You also refuse to frame the situation properly."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2022