bible-banger

Someone who listens to modern Christian music all of the time.

"Man, she may not go to church a lot, but she sure is a bible-banger."

by Natalie Edwards August 25, 2007

bible banger

Somone who mentions Jesus more than 300 times in a 10 minuet conversation.

"Hey dude."

"Hey, have you prayed too Jesus lately?"

"Uhm, last night."

"Well you should every 20 minuets, Jesus is our lord and savior."

"Uhh...are you okay?"

"As long as Jesus protects me."

by |x|John|x| September 18, 2005

bible banger

These are extremely Christian individuals who strive to spread the word of God to others. By "spread", it means shoving it down other peoples throats.
These individuals can often be found reciting Bible verses. They will try to baptise, chastise, and flood any unsuspecting persons with God's glorious word.
They live lives emersed in the Bible and preaching its teachings and think everyone else should too.
Lastly, if you see/meet anyone fitting these characteristics, run. Run as far and as fast as you can.

Get away you bible bangers! I have a lot of malice and at least a few oozies...

Look! Those bible bangers are speaking in tongues!

by Bananafish July 9, 2005

Bible Banger

A person who follows their life according to the scriptures of the Bible. These people are usually very uptight, and very difficult to get into bed.

Man that girl is such a Bible Banger, she is probably harder to get into than Fort Knox.

by Bloodlust February 3, 2004

Bible Banger

A member of the group of uptight assholes (like my father and stepmom) whos whole life revolves around praising a book and worshiping some dead bloody guy nailed to two pieces of wood formed into a "t" shape.

i hate the bible bangers. they won let me blast my blink-182 cds! the fucking assholes!

by x-blink-a-holic-x February 24, 2005

Bible Banger

Someone who uses the Bible as a device for sexual arousal and stimulation.

Those Bible Bangers are sick motherfuckers!

by ... February 5, 2004

Bible Banger

A sausage, first called "Bible Banger" in Antioch c. 50 A.D.

Scottish Atheist: Hoot mon! What are ye havin' for breakfas'?

Baptist: Bible Bangers and Cock-a-Leekie Soup. But I just woke up, and I'll have to be at me Bible for a few minutes first. Bible before Bible Bangers, I always say.

Scottish Atheist: Aye, yer a foookin Bible Banger.

Baptist: Not so! Those ones in yon fryin' pan next to the pot o' Cock-a-Leekie soup is Bible Bangers. Shall I cook one up for ye, Friend Atheist?

by I. Wagner November 10, 2008