by aaronforjesus April 23, 2008
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There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.
by Dwejj September 26, 2018
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by puh_trish_uh_sir_bow September 14, 2017
Get the 'Ole Bertha mug.Johnny: Man, Cindy is the bestheris out of all.
Mack: Yeah she is nice. We've been going out for weeks now.
Johnny: *gasp* Oh....um yeah Mack she's the bestheris for you. Not like we had sex or anything. Not that we did.
Mack: *Snaps Johnny's neck* Now now...just take a little nap cause I'm the bestheris now.
Mack: Yeah she is nice. We've been going out for weeks now.
Johnny: *gasp* Oh....um yeah Mack she's the bestheris for you. Not like we had sex or anything. Not that we did.
Mack: *Snaps Johnny's neck* Now now...just take a little nap cause I'm the bestheris now.
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by wich May 27, 2009
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by the 4 babes June 12, 2019
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i didnt know she could play piano?
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