Those individuals who regard any
beer that they do not drink as <insert 4 legged mammal here> piss. Completely ignorant of climate, context, and social class, beer snobs are contemptuously dismissive of any beer that a mortal cannot walk across like Jesus Christ did across the
water.
Beer snobs are tedious bores, assuming that any beer which doesn't meet their
definition of "adequately pretentious" is drunk out of ignorance.
"Here, have this Pacifico."
"I don't drink goat
piss. Give me a Schteupereiner - warm! With a fork and knife!"
"It's 104 degrees out."
"So?"
"We don't have any Schteupereiner. All we have is this, which our daughter brought home from
college. It's some kind of microbrew from
Oregon, something called "Neu Dungcastle Pine Chocolate Honey Garlic Walnut Porter."
"Does it cost at least $12.00 for a six pack?"
"I don't know. It looks
like she just bought the bottle for...it looks
like $8.00."
"Yeah, gimme that. You are philistines, the lot of you! And make sure you give me a room temperature glass! I don't want any condensation on those chilled glasses you keep around watering down my
beer!"
"Here you go!"
"THAT....is a PILSENER GLASS. Are you trying to start shit?"
"You sir, are a motherfucking
beer snob - a relentless elitist of poor character and abject dicketry. And now, you die. ENGARDE!"