Baptized

When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.

Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard

Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant

Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker

by Dimitrios G April 2, 2009

baptized

slang football term for getting hit real hard

originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott

OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor

by SLAWSSEWEE February 13, 2007

BAPTIZED

When a man recieves oral sex.

Man that bitched baptized me last night

by Bigg Maine May 17, 2006

baptized

Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.

I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!

by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005

baptized

southern states, "bible belt" states; to be humiliated or publicly embarassed.

Did you see Joe dunk all over Nick. Nick got baptized.

by Zag May 16, 2004

Baptized

The task of baptizing someone requires 3 people (atleast 2 of these people need male genitalia). The easiest place to baptize someone is in community showers or even outside if it is raining. Person #1 stretches out his scronum making a small bowl to collect water. Person #2 dick slaps Person #1's scronum splashing the collected water onto Person #3's face who is kneeling, thus baptizing him/her.

Carl: Hey Dave Joe wants to get baptized! I call being person #1!
Dave: Woohoo!
Carl: Look how much water is in my sack!
Dave: Can we wait 20 minutes? Im hard!
Joe: No, I want it now! And it's better if you're hard.
Dave: Alright here goes nothing.
Carl: Im getting hard too now hahaha!
*splash*
Joe: ahhhh! The power of christ compels me!

by Nohomo69 August 8, 2015

Baptized

When someone out-done's someone else

yooo that kid just got baptized

by zuuk1 February 16, 2022