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Architect’s Guilt

Very similar to Catholic Guilt in principle; but applied to emotionally driven architects who always feel the need to solve every problem, fall on every sword the project encounters, stay late at work and defer life and family events, and put work and worry first. The feeling of never working hard and king enough.
Honey, I have to stay late and work this weekend because I’m not sure the team is ready to release drawings for this project. You take the family on vacation to paradise and I’ll try and call you when I can. My architect’s guilt always ruins our family plans...
by Rallyman-Nat August 6, 2019
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Architect's Tears

Although commonly confused, this is very different than male tears.
Architect's Tears is another word for any drink that you might put into a mug.
Ah, I could really use a good mug of Architect's Tears right now
by hipppolipppo September 8, 2022
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Solutions Architect

Solutions Architect is one of a number of job titles used for someone working in IT who has no real function.

Solutions Architects wander around looking important and can often be seen in meetings although no one is quite sure why they are there.
John: That guy in the meeting just now. Any idea who he was and why he was there?

Sue: That was Jim. He's a Solutions Architect

John: Ah right.
by perumbo February 26, 2010
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Social Architect

A person who designs, devises, or constructs social interactions with a predetermined goal in mind. For example, if one such architect sought to maximize his or her sex appeal, or rather more generally their value, one would direct the flow of conversation in such a manner that portrayed the architect as one with the highest level of value, while also lowering the value of others to further elevate himself/herself. That being said, the goal of each individual architect may vary from simply "getting laid" to engineering the perspective of a generation.
Wow, that guy is acting like a Social Architect.
by Mandarin Foxes April 7, 2012
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Spiral Architect

Thinking Man's Metal

Spiral Architect is the extremely talented metal band based in Oslo, Norway. Their first album, "A Sceptic's Universe," is 40-some-odd minutes of mediocrity being thrashed on the musical and lyrical levels; people who like to dance to shitty two-note "basslines" will never comprehend the awesomeness incarnate that is Spiral Architect. If you're into stupid bullshit songs about "love" and "peace," then Spiral Architect's lyrics will make no sense to you, since they cannot be comprehended by the thoroughly mediocre. The album was recorded not far from the grand city of El Paso in Tornillo, TX.
W A R N I N G !

Spiral Architect goes beyond progressive, exploring the realms of complexity and intensity that pushes the nature of technical metal further.

"A Sceptic's Universe" is not for the fainthearted!
It may cause serious damage to your mental health.
by Paco Belmondo September 8, 2005
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solution architect

A person whom has changed their title to make themselves sound more intelligent.
Josh P. is now a Solution Architect!
by JohnCReily909 September 18, 2016
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Solution Architect

Someone in an IT department who is a condescending wanker that spends weeks studying the most simple of problems, produces a pretty colour picture, and tries to preach as to how something should be done. Usually they are entirely wrong.
Solution Architect: I’m the Solution Architect.
Everyone else: You’re a dickhead.
by Hedgehog Juggler October 6, 2021
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