Zeus's Beard

adj.

How aweful, what a suprise

By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident

by Ben Jermain May 15, 2006

Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

by Safemilk March 14, 2018

Zeus's Butthole

Mentioned in the movie The Rock. Apparently, something of great significance and importance; possibly that from which all of Creation is derived.

"...how in the name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE did you escape from your cell?!"

by glub glub September 10, 2008

Zeus’s Revenge

While role-playing as zeus with your significant other, preferably the same gender, hitting it from the back put your fists together ultimately creating a power fist, slamming it down onto your lovers spine, shattering it. Now that there paralyzed from the waist down, use the spinal fluid coming out of there ass as lube and making them regret the decision they previously made.

I performed Zeus’s revenge on mike because he fucked Jeremy behind my back.

by Mikelikesmythrobbinggirthycock April 19, 2022

Zeus’s Palace

1)the home of a sexual god/goddess

2)the first thust when having sex

1)"i went to my girlfreinds house last night....its like Zeus's Palace in there!"

2)" Zeus’s Palacewas so hot last night!"

3) (to a friend befor you meet a partner) "im just off to Zeus's Palace"

by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007

Zeus's Butthole

Mentioned in the action movie The Rock. Apparently, something of great significance and importance; possibly that from which all of Creation is derived.

"...how in the name of Zeus's BUTTHOLE did you escape from your cell?!"

by maggie beauregarde September 11, 2008

Zeus's Kiss

When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.

The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022