Zen's anal pubic hair

The peaceful pubic hair in someone's ass.

My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!

by 1637286462 September 27, 2017

Zen's List

When Zenthedragon gets jealous of some guys talking to their gyal.

"Bro, have you seen Zen's list?!?"
"Na? What's that? Jk of course I've heard of it."

by mbob barley March 5, 2024

zen slap

A sudden revelation that changes one's whole perspective of an idea or subject

Colorizing a photo of the Hindenburg was a zen slap, making the incident shockingly more real.

by Phonebooth Lynn April 25, 2014

Zen Shopping

The art of using someone elses preferences in order to shape your purchases. The idea is to broaden your horizons by letting someone else choose for you.

The process is relatively simple.

Step 1: Find a person who looks like they know what they're going to buy.

Step 2: Follow said person to their destination, and take note of their purchases.

Step 3: Purchase an item(or items) identical to that of the person (within your financial limit).

Step 4: return home and enjoy whatever purchases you have made, be they food, music, or literature, you must eat, listen to or read every bit respectively.

We were bored as hell so we decided to do a little zen shopping.

by AraChN!D May 12, 2009

Zen Shopping

The art of taking somebody elses full shopping trolley at the supermarket/department store and taking it to the tills as your own, saving the need to walk up and down the aisles.

"I couldn't be bothered to walk around the store so I did a bit of Zen Shopping."

by Jellophane August 24, 2008

zen said

The hottest boy there can ever be. All the girls drop down and love him, he's a chick magnet, but once he's with you, he's yours to keep. He has the best personality anyone could ask for! He is smart and loveable and loyal and also talented at video games

Girl: Oh my god! That boy is zen said!

Girl 2: OMG, Let me have this chance please!
Girl: Noooo this ones a peng zen said

by eskeditloversmsc May 8, 2018

"Scottish Zen Samurai"

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - A collection of poems by Scottish poet, author, playwright, James Morrison, published by Immediate Arts, 2007.

"Scottish Zen Samurai" - James Morrison's poetry collection, is influenced by Rimbaud, Dylan Thomas, surrealism, stream of consciousness writing, and Zen Buddhism.

by Immediate Arts July 23, 2007