Zoinked

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zoinked

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

by YoungFolk June 13, 2018

zoinked

When your so fucking high that you wonder why buildings are called buildings when there already built and wondering why apparetments are called apartments when there not appart

Im so fucking zoinked right now bro

by fuck yo bitch nigga chicken st July 2, 2018

Zoinked

The act of getting high.

Dude, I got totally zoinked for this test.
or
I was soooooooooooo zoinked on new years, and then everyone started screaming and shit, twas scary.

by MattKeen April 6, 2010

zoinked

To be extremely fucked up on pills and/or peelz

GOD! I got a prescription for 75 tabs oh 10mg Percocets, I'M GETTING SO ZOINKED TONGIHT!

by ParisJewemy October 29, 2007

Zoinked

A feeling of tiredness, and defeat.

"Dude, last night I pulled an all-nighter, and I was totally zoinked!"

by Suicidaldream December 16, 2017

zoinked

Tired, sleep. came from "zapped"

Man, I am zoinked. I ran 6 miles at practice

by PFreeman October 23, 2006