Yoga

Yoga is a bunch of sacred excersises that enhance the body and keep it fit.This has been proven scientifically and by the many yogis in India who practice Yoga and Meditation.Only Unbelievers would really hate it.

Yoga is good for the soul.

by MetalHead April 18, 2005

Yoga

A series of (rather difficult) exercises designed to improve balance and core strengh, good for muscle toning. Easy to do anywhere, so you can stay fit on your round trip journey to Japan. Involves lots of stretching.

I feel all tense, I'm gonna take a shower and do some yoga

I want to lose 5 pounds, I'm going to start yoga

I"ll be away form my gym, but I can just do some yoga to keep fit

by Regin the Radiant August 09, 2009

Yoga

A meditational exercise involving tying oneself up in knots resembling those found in pretzels.

None needed

by S.Muirhaven August 16, 2003

Yoga

code word used at work when you're throwing a party on a work night.

mike: "hey, stan! you wanna do yoga tonight?!"

stan: "yeah, man! i'll bring the yoga mats, you bring the incense!"

by yeahdudesoccer February 18, 2011

Yoga

The art of breaking your back, knees, arms etc. Usually done by people who have incredible flexibility.

Hey dude, want to do some yoga with me?
No way I'll just break something.

by Sakura Z April 01, 2016

Yoga

A cruel exercise about twisting your body.

Yoga is a punishment.

by Kaite Morin is a dog fucker October 12, 2003

Yoga

That's Yoda, you idiot.

All I got from my Yoga class was a butt.

by yo mama July 20, 2003