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To Be Woked out is to be fucked.
This is usually used as a disrepect to the slunge that allowed this to occur.
Boi 1: See dat gash der, i woked her out last saturday
Boi 2: Izit, she's a jezabelle any ways
by Da Nyce One May 23, 2007
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to be woken up from a sound sound sleep.
This girl woked my ass up at 4AM looking for a place to crash!
by OrlandoTommy August 16, 2009
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Even though I had straight A's, high test scores, and academic awards, I was not part of the group du jour college admissions were looking for in 2021 and got rejected... essentially, I got woked.
by youhavetobekiddingme April 10, 2021
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Girl: U gonna wait up on me, Bitch I been woked.
by FOSHOYOLO January 21, 2018
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The feeling one gets when they have an SJW epiphany and become extremely overzealous about spreading their wokeness. As in "worked up" for woke people.
"Did you hear about Suzie going nuts on that guy who made a joke about that tranny?"

"Yeah! She was getting really woked up about it!"
by MmFooFoo February 14, 2019
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wokeacracy — Credit for the coinage of the word is given to Governor Ron DeSantis who has proclaimed his state Florida to be where “Woke” goes to die.

Used positively “wokeacracy “ would be: a society of awakened individuals who organized and used the political system in a fair way to gain power.

Used negatively the word is currently used as both a dog whistle and a battle cry calling for the disenfranchisement of groups seen as a threat to the current hegemony.

Originally, “Stay Woke” was a hook in a the Childish Gambino song Redbone — a song written as a satire on the Trump presidency veiled by lyrics with sexual overtones.

Like most acerbic satire, the ideas the phrase “stay woke” pointed to were so powerful that the phrase took on a life of its own. The popular song brought the concept to the surface of popular cultural awareness.

This isn’t the first time this concept has stimulated the imaginations of humankind.

When the Buddha was asked what class of being he was: god, gandharva, celestial dancer or demon he answered that he was none of these.

“I am awake”
Aham jāgṛtaḥ asmi (in Sanskrit)

This was his description of himself.

This of course, can’t be taught in schools because if it were taught; then, it could posssibly lead to Wokeacracy!!!

And we wouldn’t want that.

Would we?
We have to remove critical race theory from our schools; keep women barefoot and pregnant; disenfranchise non-White voters; discourage diversity and inclusion programs; and remove affirmative action programs otherwise America will become a wokeacracy!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 16, 2023
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woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.
The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023
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