WMP 

Windows Media Player

I'm gonna go watch some pr0n on WMP.

WMP by foshizzle June 11, 2003

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With my penis

I'm here bringing you an MW2 gameplay wmp.

wmp by Jayrod64 July 31, 2011

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Wetting My Pants. Similar to LOL and ROFLMAO

That joke you emailed me was so funny I was wmp

wmp by Scotchwipe September 2, 2009

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wmp- wetting my pants. used when something is so funny- similar to lol

Selena”Justin peed himself in class today and everyone saw!”
Demi”No way! WMP!!”

wmp by kooler.than.you.kate April 20, 2018

wmp 

White Male Privilege, used by feminists to describe white males, usually in a rude tone or aggressive.

Feminist : "wmp strikes again!"
White sophisticated man : "Excuse me?"

wmp by HuntsmanRenegade August 2, 2017

WMP 

short for "Windows Media Player", a retarded media player made by microsoft wich is needed to view the even so retarded WMV, and rebuffers all data when you hit pause.

yo nigga i wus tryin' to view some of them ill-ass fittycent videos, but my windows media player wus fucking that shit up again. Ima be lookin for some phat .MOV files now, bitchv

WMP by baos December 12, 2003

WMP 

A Weapon of Mass Pwnage, an item, object, or possibly person, that is used to completly destroy or dominate someone in a something, usally a game.

"Man that guy is killing the crap out us"

"Yeah he made that AK a WMP"

WMP by Dave Carl July 13, 2009