Wizards

The Washington Wizards are a professional basketball team based in Washington, D.C. They play in the National Basketball Association (NBA). They play now at the Verizon Center aka "The Phone Booth"

Mike: what was the last team MJ played with?
Chris: dude, he played with the Wizards.

by celtics_fan March 5, 2009

Wizards Gloss

Crusted Drool on the side of the lips, Often seen after taking a nap.

Josh: wake up nigga we about to take a quiz.

Devin: *wakes up* oh shit when did this happen?

Josh: Ew nigga you got a nasty case of wizards gloss

Devin: Damn I better wipe this shit off.

by WillIamiamimnot September 12, 2010

wizards-sleeve

an extra large and cavernous minge.

as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was like a wizards sleeve.

by donkey snot August 15, 2003

Wizards Sleeve

When a ladies lower region has been hammered that much it has expanded and seems to have no end

"her snatch is like a wizards sleeze"

by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004

wizards sleeve

A baggy fanny (may have an echo). usually showing signs of age and wear,in to which your wand fits, easily, but is far from a magical experience.
# is akin to throwing a sausage down the Channel tunnel
# See bucket fanny

why that slag of mine has such a large wizards sleeve she cant fit the sagging mess of a minge skin and piss flap in her pants so it hangs and whistles when she walks, leaving a smell of decomposing fish downwind

by chap your lady October 25, 2003

Wizards cuff

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.

" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"

by Jacko February 26, 2004

Wizards Sunday

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday

"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"

by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020