Wittied

When one smarts off to his elder and then gets taken to the wood shed.

Mike "wittied" Brad and then got his ass whipped in the parking lot!

by Fritter11 July 2, 2015

Wittie

Someone who is witless but on the internet. You call them a "Wittie". These type of people tend to hand out most on sites such as twitch, reddit, youtube, and especially discord. Sometimes, these users may even be named Wittie.

"Learn some common sense or you'll become a Wittie!"

by Angel (Vix) June 9, 2021

beef witted apple john

One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.

"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."

by Tony John C October 10, 2007

slow-witted

having a mind that works slowly and ineffectively

jesus, what a slow-witted

by grena February 22, 2010

Witted

Witted is the state of absolute stonedness . Without your witts as a result of the high derived from the use of Ganja anywhere near mount bachelor during the 1990s . Let’s get witted !

Let’s get witted ! Meet me at the Witt cave and get witted. Bro , that chick was hella witted . Hey friend , did you bring your witts ? Sweet ! Let’s get witted

by Kelronhubbard February 13, 2018

Slow-witted

Your brain moves slow mentally

2person- how do you spell slow-witted

person- how do you not know how to spell slow witted but just searched i it up. I swear you slow witted

2person- what does slow-witted mean???

by unknown person from new jersey November 1, 2017

beef witted

A stupid person. Mentally challenged.

Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.

by Toptonychick September 4, 2021