Wilks

Not handing in any coursework

Taking any excuse for staying off school
Being a lazy twat

Person 1: You hand in your history coursework?
Person 2: I did a wilks...
Person 1: your pathetic...

by The Coursework Avoider January 11, 2011

Wilks

-another word for milking a cow.
-to be evil
-to have an urge to take hydrogen oxide canisters(waterbottles)

Jonny: Hey did you see what that guy is doing to that cow!
Jon: No, what was it?
Jonny: that guy is doing the wilks
Jon: LOLOCAKES NO WAIZ?!

by CaramelPecpec January 29, 2007

the wilks

apsolute weapon, clicks his finger and makes all women die of orgasm, there has only ever been one might Wilks who shall not be named.

I wish i was like The Wilks back in the day!

by markforfillyourdreams January 4, 2018

Wilke

A fat-ass that likes to jerk off in the corner during large parties.

Dude did you see Wilke last friday night?

by stosandputgay March 26, 2009

wilk

Tea without the teabag! Just hot water and milk (add sugar if you like) For those people wanting a hot drink, bored with endless tea and coffee at work, or just too tight to splash out on hot chocolate.

I would like a cup of wilk please.

by Croline June 11, 2011

wilking

Using any equipment that doesn't make sense to you.

I was totally wilking in the lab today.

by ProfStretchy February 5, 2018

wilkes

sexy punk birch

that chick is a wilkes!

by dan da man May 19, 2003