web

Something that pete is. used to mock weebs

pete is a web

web by Raexer May 21, 2021

WEB

The web is a drinking game played by the most American of Americans (THE AMERICANISTS.) The beautiful game traces its humble beginnings to Spokane, WA and Gonzaga University. To play the web coffee cups need to be set up on a quarter friendly table and after the ceremonial web chant, the action begins. The chant must be of a sufficient nature to scare little children. Each player attempts to bounce their quarter in a cup. If the quarter lands in the cup on the first attempt, the player may pass in either direction. The goal is to lap an inferior quarter bouncer. Upon lapping them, they have been officially webbed. If the person on the other side of the inferior quarter bouncer make it on the first try they can web the person again. The game is traditionally played with three cups but depending on the number of players 3 is not uncommon. Further, 4 and 5 cup games have been attempted with mixed success. The individual being webbed, must drink out or puke out. This rule is strictly enforced and any web game that doesn't observe this rule is no web at all. The web usually results in crunkness. The importance of patriotism and sexism cannot be underemphasized in the web, for it is the game where boys become men. It is a true battlefield for only the most glorious of warriors. Many strong men have blindly partaken in the web. Their lives have been changed indefinitely.

The web is the greatest game ever.
I webbed you.
You have been webbed.
Noun: weberee
Adjective: webtastic
Verb: webbing

WEB by THE WEBEREE October 17, 2009

web

web is another term used for personal assistant

1.if you cant get through to simo, call his web
2.you would make a great web, bill

web by showgun November 12, 2009

Web

When a persons pubic hair becomes less coarse and hairy and goes grey.

person A: so how was your grandmas place?
person B: Oh it was terrible, i walked in on her naked in the bathroom and i saw her web!

Web by shezbomb April 6, 2009

WEB

Why Even Bother?
When its useless to try and would be a waste of time

poster 1: I love this girl
poster 2: This girl will just reject you... its a waste of time
poster 1: yeah, WEB, i'm just too pathetic for her

WEB by div3 October 18, 2009

WEB

Whatever Bitch.

person 1:"FTFY"
person 2:"WEB"

WEB by An0n3m0u5 February 18, 2010

Web

A very cool dude who loves his girlfriend.

Normie 1: Oh you see that guy over there?
Normie 2: Yeah? So?
Normie 1: That's Web.

Web by Not Web pffft- August 19, 2019