What the hell, he's a fucking warex!
by af1pimp February 4, 2005
Get the Warex mug.Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.
The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.
The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.
Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.
The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.
Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.
Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."
Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."
by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013
Get the lava-ware mug.A colloquial name in New Zealand for the large department store chain The Warehouse.
Ware Whare is a phonetic translation of the Maori name. Pronounced and sometimes spelt "wuddy fuddy".
Ware Whare is a phonetic translation of the Maori name. Pronounced and sometimes spelt "wuddy fuddy".
by Build additional pyr0ns May 12, 2009
Get the Ware Whare mug.(Wareef) is a (smart),( creative) but( extremely messy). Everyone wants to be her friend. The definition of the name means to be in the (shadow) in an (extremely hot) day. The nice breeze... everyone would want to be (Wareef).
by GalaxyEgg June 13, 2019
Get the wareef mug.Warehouse dweller- noun. Persons who care not for for their own personal safety, bathing nor heat. have the potential to end up as crispy critters due to non compliance with safety and fire codes
May or may not have clean running water or a toilet. Has moderate jumping abilities to avoid Communal Condom that the last person forgot to rinse out, Cloven hoofs (maybe unclipped toenails which give it this appearnce) help in this endeavor.
Has the tendencies to howl and screech, this to them is called "music". Randomly throws together whatever items that might be lying about , fashions it into a hot mess, and calls it "art"
May or may not have clean running water or a toilet. Has moderate jumping abilities to avoid Communal Condom that the last person forgot to rinse out, Cloven hoofs (maybe unclipped toenails which give it this appearnce) help in this endeavor.
Has the tendencies to howl and screech, this to them is called "music". Randomly throws together whatever items that might be lying about , fashions it into a hot mess, and calls it "art"
by redpillhelicopter December 13, 2016
Get the Warehouse dweller mug.Nursing or retirement home. Any place where people reside in numbers while waiting for the end of life.
by Quilly The Porcupine January 26, 2011
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