WONGERS

Deustch bags that worship the faggot minnesota vikings. They like it hard up the butt. They like to have sexual intercourse with their "cousins".

MSWONG is a WONGER.

by M December 14, 2003

Wongering

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.

"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"

by Softserve November 5, 2014

Wonger

A skinny asian friend that looks some what like an asian tourist and has pale legs.

When wonger pulls up his asian pants you can see his pale ass legs.

by Scjakbwbk July 10, 2018

dick wonger

1. a male that craves rather large dicks
2. a male that act like he has a big dick but but infact he as no dick or balls

man 1 : that trev is a right dick wonger
man 2 : i know yeah , his wife told me he had no balls

by smellybanana September 21, 2006

bong wonger

A Bong Wonger is somebody who eats at many resturaunts, but never has enough to tip the waiters.

“Do we have enough to tip?”
“Nah, we’re Bong Wongers”

by YianniP June 30, 2018

nice wonger

an attractive sexual attribute to a persons body. also may be the last name of a recently immigrated german family.

"hey did you see that guy over there? he's got a nice wonger!"
"danggg gurl where'd you get that nice wonger?"
"i'd like to be connected to the nice wonger residence please"

by crzy8 February 22, 2010

Wonger

Name given to young male teens of Asian descent. If your friend acts in animalistic ways, call him wonger.

Person 1: ayo who’s that fucking cunt over there?
Person 2: idk but he got mad hops bro
Person 1: what a fucking wonger

Wonger: eetswa lads

by Scjakbwbk November 19, 2020