WMP

Windows Media Player

I'm gonna go watch some pr0n on WMP.

by foshizzle June 11, 2003

WMP

short for "Windows Media Player", a retarded media player made by microsoft wich is needed to view the even so retarded WMV, and rebuffers all data when you hit pause.

yo nigga i wus tryin' to view some of them ill-ass fittycent videos, but my windows media player wus fucking that shit up again. Ima be lookin for some phat .MOV files now, bitchv

by baos December 12, 2003

WMP

A Weapon of Mass Pwnage, an item, object, or possibly person, that is used to completly destroy or dominate someone in a something, usally a game.

"Man that guy is killing the crap out us"

"Yeah he made that AK a WMP"

by Dave Carl July 13, 2009

WMP

When Mana Permits Used frequently in Everquest when you ask for a buff but don't want to sound pushy.

Hey can I have a SoW, wmp?

by perogi June 26, 2006

wmp

With my penis

I'm here bringing you an MW2 gameplay wmp.

by Jayrod64 July 31, 2011

wmp

Wetting My Pants. Similar to LOL and ROFLMAO

That joke you emailed me was so funny I was wmp

by Scotchwipe September 2, 2009

wmp

wmp- wetting my pants. used when something is so funny- similar to lol

Selena”Justin peed himself in class today and everyone saw!”
Demi”No way! WMP!!”

by kooler.than.you.kate April 20, 2018