visted

When you are an unfortunate user of an installation of Windows Vista that just doesn't like to function properly. The daily hassle of rebooting and trying to get other software to work with Vista leaves you with an ass-raped feeling.

Leon: Dammit I have to reboot again.

Mobley: Dude, you just got Visted.

by Mobzekiel June 13, 2010

visued

To get fucked over by your employer because they don't care about anything but themselves.

Ted had tickets for the game tonight but got visued into working.

by Hugs and kisses xoxo October 27, 2015

Vested Up

To currently have on a ballistic vest or ballistic armor (bulletproof vest).

That nigga vested up. Gonna aim for the head.

by Red_5 October 17, 2009

Yellow-vested fuck

Any service workers deemed excessive, unnecessary, or generally unhelpful. Usually stands out by the bright yellow vests they wear, sometimes adorned with reflective lining

The parking situation at SeaWorld sucks. Just a bunch of yellow-vested fucks standing around not being particularly helpful in directing traffic

by Prince Edward the turd January 8, 2020

Vised up

To put visine (or any kind of eye drops) in your eyes after smoking weed. Takes away the redness.

I thought that cop would notice my red eyes, but I was all vised up, so there was no problem.

by Misssexyness October 27, 2011

Visteerna

The most prettiest girl you would ever come across. Her smile will cure your day. She is a popular girl but not like the bitchy ones. She is an extrovert and will always make you feel comfortable whenever you're around her.

She is an all rounder. Her athletic and singing skills are mind blowing. The one who has a Visteerna in their life, is going to be really lucky

Friend 1: Who's that girl?

Friend 2: That's VISTEERNA . Why? *even though he knows the reason*
Friend 1: I can't find her flaws. Where are they though?

by the person who loves you April 22, 2021

vilted

Someone who talks a lot of smack or talks a lot of shit but they never act on it.

they love to talk behind people's backs and cause issues, but as soon as it becomes even the slightest bit physically violent they back out straight away.

"Yo, mans talkin mad smack bruv, i told him we should settle beef outside today but he backed out fam, mans vilted as fuck"

by PYROKO7 February 26, 2021