Utahon

Someone from Utah that cant fucking drive to save there life

What happed to your car some stupid ass utahon hit it. How, I don’t know there car wasn’t even moving, WTF

by Da king 567 October 26, 2018

utahn

A person who is from the state of Utah.

Do those crazy utahn's still have millions of wives and even more children?

by Ben April 10, 2005

Utahoo

Utahoo is a local dialect which traces its long history of oddly pronounced vowels and rushed-together phrasing back to Utah's hardy pioneering stock.
Due to the influx of outsiders into the populous Wasatch Front (Ogden south to Payson, Utah), classic Utahoo speak is increasingly found only in small hamlets and farming villages.

Some popular examples of Utahoo:
"Skweet" or "Squeat": "Let's go eat!"
"Guppy scum" or the even more rushed "guppiscum"="Got a piece of gum?"
"ooferingernt (OO-fer-ig-nernt"="Ooh, for IGNORANT!" (essentially a Mormon equivalent to OH NO YOU DIDN'T!)
"Lard Jesus Christ", instead of "Lord". "American Fark" instead of "Fork". "BUTT-un" instead of "button".
"Hupper", not "Hooper".

by Moab Bomb March 21, 2009

Utahnize

"To take out (kill) all the fun out of things. Usually performed by mormons, such as 3.2% beer."

"dood want to go make a beer run at the gas station?"
"Nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized."

"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."
-Midieval plea for pure libations

by Juan Felipe Medina April 19, 2008

Utahnien

The group of people that are citizens of Utah Africa

Yo Brad I'm officially a utahnien

by 666bradscool December 8, 2018

Utahn

A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.

Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Utahbonics

the speech patterns of Utahnians

"we're goin' to churrrrrch" is an example Utahbonics

by baba16 December 21, 2008