update

term made by imran and yared from dmv
means to use the bathroom and use your device and stay there for a while by going on social media and watching YT videos. YOU MUST STAY THERE MINIMUM 10-15 for this to count as an update. term was made around december in 2018

Alright boys i’m bout to update. again?!?, it’s been 3 times already today.
Ahh just updated

by GamerBoy Terms December 7, 2019

update

1.to record the latest information

2. to bring something up-to date

I have to update my browser.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2008

Update

Getting a boner.

Hey man, I just got the BIGGEST update after seeing Kelly in a swimsuit!

by George Prices January 15, 2011

Update

What fucks everything up sooner or later.

Minecraft was updated, now it sucks.

The discord server was updated and changed, imma leave now.

Shit crap. My favourite game updated.

Fucking developers kill good games like this so much. I wanna go to their house and make them undo it while pointing a gun at their head.

by DICK-FUCK-PUSSY-SUCK November 8, 2020

update

To have anal sex: derived from the Australian slang date, meaning asshole, on account of its generally round, wrinkled and brown appearance.

"Let me update you."

"I'm hoping to update her this evening."

"He promised he would update me. It's most frustrating."

"I've been giving him hourly updates."

by Roger the Cabin Boy August 18, 2006

Update

New information for loading, spamming, dating and how to get legit cash

He showed me some new update.

by Saplac July 1, 2021

update spamming

When a company notifies you of a product update that is a contrivance to send you stealth marketing spam. A cousin of "do you like our product, we love you spamming". Works on the notion of keeping a company name and product name in front of people so they can't help but think of you for future purchases. Still is annoying spam but most people are clueless so it is accepted.

Try as I might to avoid spam, I get plenty of update spamming since the masses are clueless and blindly accept it.

by Mel A Tonin February 16, 2017