unlaws

the relatives of a significant other that you are not married to (living "unlaw"fully togehter)

I'm having dinner with the unlaws tonight.

by BallaBallaBillz August 11, 2011

Unlaws

Your ex in-laws.

The parents of your ex-spouse.

My unlaws are taking the kids to Disney Land this weekend.

by startittays October 15, 2014

unlaws

Former in-laws after a divorce.

After the divorce, my unlaws still demanded to see their grandchildren all the time.

by Dr. Charles Dromedary January 16, 2017

Unlawful Roflwaffle

When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."

Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...

by C.R. March 2, 2008

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

Abreviated as F.U.C.K.
Back in the Middle Ages, this was a reason to be put to shame. For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, also known as fuck, was a form of rape and illegal act in the Middle Ages.

In the 1900's, he was put to death For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge.

by nixiegirl2014 March 21, 2010

for unlawful carnal knowledge

Van Halen's Album released in 17 June 1991

for unlawful carnal knowledge is a great album

by binfordman June 15, 2008

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

A euphemistic way of referring to taboo sex (outside of marriage, adultery, homosexuality, sodomy, etc.), this phrase is often used as a false etymology for the word "fuck"
Also, Van Halen's 1991 album

I remember coming home and getting slapped by my dad for unlawful carnal knowledge, apparently he found out my "roomate" and I were actually dating

by Whythisword October 16, 2022