Uniturd

One big giant turd that clearly should have been multiple turds.

Meagan: Where’s the plunger!

Jayson: Why do you need a plunger?
Meagan: I backed up the toilet with my giant uniturd...

by BUTT0N March 18, 2021

unitard

An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.

That unitard is always changing his favorite team.

by psychmajor92376 August 2, 2006

Uniturn

Noun: A rare and illusive form of the common U-turn said to be mythical by most people. Often said by people of lower IQ’s.

Adel, are you sure you can make a Uniturn here?

by Joe<3'sMary October 8, 2010

unitard

part unicorn and part retard!!!!!

my hair looks unitard today!!!

by thechickwhidoesntusenames December 14, 2006

Unitarded

Adj: A politically correct substitute for the word "retarded" that describes something so silly or lame that it's laughably dysfunctional. Derived from the item of clothing known as the "unitard" that makes most people look ludicrous.

The media's obsession with flag pins in a presidential election is completely unitarded.

by Freddy Nager April 25, 2008

Unitard

A moron with a University degree

George Osborne thinks he know sums but nonetheless he's a bit of a unitard.

by Ostercy February 21, 2011

Unitard

a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.

Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.

by CherCa February 21, 2007