What no traveling salesman wants to hear from his kids. Mother tells the kids every overnightmale gueat is their uncle. A man on the road a lot becomes another face to small kids.
I've been on the road so much, my kids call me "Uncle Daddy" now.
When you have sex with your sister and get her pregnant, and she keeps the baby, that makes you UNCLE DADDY
Me and my sister , I mean your mom wondered if you were gonna take me, your UNCLE DADDY or her, your AUNT MA to the parent teacher conferences? Being that your almost old enough to vote and still in the first grade.