twofer

Something you get two at once.

Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.

by David F. September 11, 2003

twofer

when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one

1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.

by sillyphillygirl October 14, 2008

Twofer

A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.

-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"

by superrandomperson March 1, 2011

twofer

When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.

Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.

by denim420 January 13, 2010

Twofer

A Canadian 24 pack of beer.

Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.

by Dustin Brown December 28, 2005

twofer

back to back blowjobs without ever releasing the penis from the mouth. can only successfully be performed by people with the skill to gently coddle the penis back into a repeat performance as it is very sensitive in the moments immediately following the initial blowjob

in an effort to please her Homer, Marge decided to give him a twofer. first she gave him a screaming blowjob which started with some salad tossing and ball suckling. Once he had cum, with out ever releasing his penis, she gently tongued his very tender and sensitive penis in a soothing manner and eventually it responded to her oral stimulation which she continued in increasing intensity

until she brought him to yet another screaming climax.

by imnothomer January 9, 2010

twofer

A compilation CD combining two albums originally released separately on one disc or with mono and stereo versions on one disc or sometimes in a Deluxe Edition

Examples of the 2 separate albums on one disc include Gram Parsons' "GP" and "Grievous Angel" , the bulk of the Beach Boys' CD reissues of the 60s-70s albums issued in 1990 and 2001, the Flying Burrito Brothers' "Definitive Collection" comp combining "Gilded Palace of Sin" and "Burrito Deluxe" on one disc, the Best of ? and The Mysterians CD combining the "96 Tears" and "Action" albums on ABKCO, the Pozo-Seco Singers' "Time" and "I Can't Make It With You" albums on one CD, the Kingston Trio CD reissues of the Capitol catalog save for their Christmas album. John Mayall's Bluesbreakers has been mono/stereo twofered, the Supremes' "Where Did Our Love Go" album has been mono/stereo twofered in its Anniversary Edition, Jethro Tull's "This Was" has been mono/stereo twofered as part of a Deluxe Edition, Buffalo Springfield's self-titled debut, a lot of the Rascals' CD reissues on Collector's Choice Music including the Amazing Rhythm Aces' "Stacked Deck/" "Too Stuffed To Jump" and "Toucan Do It Too"/"Burning The Ballroom Down," lots of the Jackie Gleason albums, etc., and for that matter, a lot of the other CDs on that label and it's successor, Real Gone Music, are twofers, the same with a lot of the CDs on Collectables including CDs by Billy Joe Royal, Gary Puckett and The Union Gap and many other artists.

by Bradley Olson January 27, 2017