Turt

Turtle poop.

Oh goodness! Gregory, clean up that turt that your pet turtle Madison just laid on my shirt.

Is that a dead bug floating in the water or is it just a turt?

Come Raphael, lets beat Michaelangelo with his own nun-chucks for clogging up our toilet with that monstrous turt!

by TMNTLUKE July 13, 2009

Turt

A little kid just leaving the toddler stage. They can walk but haven’t mastered it yet. Turt is masculine only, it cannot be used to define a little girl. The feminine version may be submitted if this gets accepted.

That little turt doesn’t have to worry about anything.

That’s one of the most adorable turts I’ve ever seen.

I’ve got several turts back at home.

by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020

Turt

To fart, but accidently squeeze out a small poop at the same time. Often, this is the cause of stained undies.

"I tried to fart the morning after drinking but by accident I made a messy turt and had to change my sweatpants."

"Eww, that old homeless man looks like he's been turting in his pants for a month."

by JaySelway February 27, 2008

Turt

Soupy, black feces excreted painfully after a night of heavy drinking. Harshly used to describe people who really deserve it... it may be worse than cunt!

My boss was such a turt she threatened to fire me! or All that Jager last night made me turt like crazy this morning.

by Turtie McTurterson June 9, 2008

turt

"Turt" is a simple dumbed down and more derpy version of turtle. Dunno where the other definitions got their knowledge, but its incorrect, turt = turtle.

Look at that turt~ so cute!

by podonok April 26, 2021

turt

a slow person, retarded originated from turtle

you a slow ass turt.

by Yung Ron April 6, 2006

Turts

a female who's face and body language resembles a turtle.

"Look theres Turts!"
"AWW You had sex with Turts!"
"StephanieMyatt"

by NPSS February 15, 2009