Turding

The act of pushing a turd out of your bootyhole.

“What are you doing?”
“Turding”

by le turd July 22, 2019

Turding

A girl attempting to twerk, but really looks like she is shaking off a turd from her butt.

Look at that girl turding over there! Yeah, she must not have wiped well.

by Mattysgurl March 16, 2020

Turding

The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane

Mary was turding on her way to work

by Govna Tuey December 7, 2019

Turd

A turd is someone you hate immediately without even knowing them.

Nine out of ten times, your first impressions of them were right on.

There is an old Buddhist saying…”No matter how much you wash a turd, it will not come clean.”

This saying means that some people are beyond saving. They are turds...

"That little ‘wannabe’ surfer guy with the Hawaiian shirt, khaki slacks and mussed up blond hair keeps hitting on my wife. He is one fucking Turd who is creeping me out."

by Ian De La Rosa September 20, 2013

Turd

Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit.
Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape, and even
loch ness monster shape.

From a country-and-western song: All she left me/ was a turd in the toilet
Unpublished Pink Floyd song: All in all your just/ another turd in the toilet

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

turdness

A word describing the shape of an object similar to the shape of a turd.

The turdness of it all.

by Reggie Bush Heisman January 26, 2016

turd

Justin Beiber's typical breakfast

He was disgusted when he found a hair in the turd he was eating...

by lebanesedickbutt March 28, 2015