Triscuit

Someone who specifically gives blumpkins.

A female or gay man that performs oral sex on a man while he is defecating.

"Dude, your sister is such a Triscuit."

"Haha good one man."
"No, for real, she gave Steve, Ryan, and John blumpkins last night."

by Triscuit_Lover October 9, 2010

Triscuit

A triscuit is someone who “acts white” while they are another race.

Bianca looks like a triscuit with her uggs.

by Trisc April 23, 2018

Triscuit

One more than a biscuit.

I do say, my good man. That was triscuit... tris-cuit

by The White Hat April 12, 2003

Triscuit

A slang term referring to a particularly "square cracker." "Square" to mean their activities and social behaviors are stereotypical for caucasians and "cracker" being used in the same way as the slang term for a white person used commonly. Triscuits play everything by the book and are portrayed rather accurately by Dave Chappelle in his impressions of white people.

The new country club claims to have a diverse membership but when I set foot in the dining room it was practically a triscuit convention.

by bsmdm March 25, 2009

Triscuit

a really goodlooking girl.

From the 1988 Movie

Tom Hanks as Josh: "I met a girlfriend, a triscuit!"
Jared Rushton as Billy: "She said a triscuit a biscuit!"

by Carl GW Smith May 2, 2007

Triscuit

An abbreviation for the fashionable yet delicious square shaped snack we all love aka the trendy biscuit

Jordan was hungry earlier but luckily I had some triscuits in my backpack to offer her. By offering them I looked fashionable and she no longer thought I was chunky for carrying food around with me.

by MATTYJAYYY November 15, 2011

Triscuit

Punkrockband from Hanover/Germany.

Rockin' like the Triscuits

by tEErohr December 8, 2003