TriPod

When a certain individual of yours that should be male has a third leg (Large Penis) also know as a tripod because of the mass and weight and velocity swell as how viscous it can be. The Bigger the tripod the bigger the nut milk. People with a tripod can hold them selfs up with it alone with assistance from its other legs { an example would be Squidward tenticals}.

Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: Hey man how are you holding yourself up??
Tripod man Dante: I'm using my tripod to hold my self up, my guy.
Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: But how can you do such a thing . That is deadass impossible!
Tripod Man Dante: Well nigga it is because I got the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OUT THERE.
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"You see that guy over there"
"yea why"
"They call him the tripod"
"why?"
"its because his dick is massive"

by HentaiLordXxx42069 November 11, 2018

tripod

a man with a penis so big, it is interpreted as a third leg, hence 'tripod'

You are a tripod.

by Anthony Zavarelli May 24, 2002

Tripod

1.) A three-legged supporting stand used to hold an object in place

2.) A man sporting a large penis

3.) A group of three friends who are mutually dependant on each other, and privileged to tell people that they have TWO best friends

1.)
"Let me set up the tripod so I can take the photo"

2.)
Guy: "Your friend Dave's ego is through the roof"
Kev "Yea, he's a tripod"

3.)
Guy: "Are you worried about falling out of contact with your old college buddies?"
Ben: "no ones will kick a leg out of the tripod"

by David Read January 23, 2008

Tripod

A man with a large penis who when naked appears to have three legs supporting him.

Billy "Gee, your friend Pongo has three legs!"

Jenny "No no, he just has a large penis"

Billy "Oh, so that is why people call him tripod"

Jenny "That's right genius. Well done"

Billy "Thanks... I love you Jenny. Wanna make out?"

by theflightmusic January 10, 2006

tripod

A man whose penis is so large, that it resembles a third leg, resembling a tripod. A less extreme version of Second Torso.

Damn, that guy was a goddamn tripod! I won't be able to sit down for a month!

by Greg "Second Torso" Sheehan February 11, 2006

Tripod

A group of 3 best friends that have practically grown up together. And they can't survive without the other, same as a the actual tripod, which would collapse if one leg goes missing...

CHANT: Tripod, Tripod, Tripod JA, Tripod JA, Tripod , WOOOOOOO!

by Badgerette December 9, 2008

Tripod

An small man with an unusually large penis

"Tom's dick is huge, he's such a tripod"

by grandpacowdragon August 31, 2013