Toyam

1) A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by her consistently shitty attitude.

2) A person who sells sex for anything.

1) Mary is being a toyam, again.

2) Joe mama is toyam, she just had sex with me for €1000.

by 6969Nolol6969 October 24, 2019

Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Toyam Dream

The act of (accidentally) masturbating in your sleep; i.e. a wet dream.

Ben is a terrible roommate. He has a Toyam Dream almost every night.

by BV69BV April 19, 2017

Work Toyam

Masturbating at work.

Ben is a plumber by trade. Sometimes the drains are clogged due to a customer's excessive masturbating tendencies, and sometimes it's because of Ben's frequent Work Toyams.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Toyam Career

Dedicating your career to the arts of bringing people to orgasm. Another term for this is a prostitute.

Ben desperately wants a Toyam Career, but he's too dumb to finish the obligatory 3-month course.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Toyam Job

A form of masturbation dealt by another party which often leads to ejaculation. Sometimes referred to as a hand job.

Ben's favorite sexual position is sitting on the floor while getting a toyam job. Go figure.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017

Toyam Sandwich

A sandwich with "special sauce" added. Yes, exactly what your thinking.

I never touch Ben's food anymore. More than likely they have jizz in them. He weirdly likes the flavor of toyam sandwiches.

by BV69BV May 2, 2017