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One third filtered water, two thirds vanilla flax milk, in the microwave for a minute forty-three
“Baby can you make me a Pregnant Lady’s Hot Toddy.”
by astrowashere February 19, 2019
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Today’s Mass Shooting

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A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.
“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
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toddy smith

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just appreciate toddy smith already lmao he's so hot and funny
by sierrallen June 19, 2017
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Todd's Way

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A method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at Point B is reached by driving from Point A, to Point Q, then Point X, followed by a Left turn at Albaquerque, and crossing the Kinvad Bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and Earth, before finally arriving at Point B.
I was starving for Lupe's Hot Tamales, so I took Todd's Way to get there.
by Paula Sue Monkeypants September 25, 2014
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today's day

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The day that today is.
Dang bro did you know today's day is 26? that's crazy bro
by yaboidegoi October 9, 2021
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The almost factual, totally sound belief that the shit we call music today is nothing but bear scat. Britney Spears, Shakira, and all the other dimiwtted pop divas suck monkeys. Just about all modern American rap IS crap. Even most modern rock sucks monkeys (I don't want to mention any names-Creed, Panic at the Disco, etc.)
Today's music sucks. Drop that stoner shit and listen to classic rock, roots reggae, or some other form of good music.
by Supergeek February 14, 2008
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S, short for suck and D, short for dick. Literally means, to suck on (or off) the male private part belonging to the current day. More commonly, it is an metaphorical expression that defines ones disinterest toward the necessary tasks or obligations (work, school, studying, hw) one must complete in the day afoot. Usually a mental note to self, as opposed to a statement.
Everyday I wake up to my crappy life, with my crappy dead end job, drink a cup of crappy bobo brand coffee and sigh (thinking, time to S today's D)
by likeascreename? February 28, 2010
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