Toasterware

Things that run on outdated or terrible computers.

"Hey man, can you run Subnautica on your PC?" "Naw man, I can't, it only runs toasterware."

by Kleen Duster April 27, 2021

coasterware

A combination of "software" and table "coaster".

Free software made available on CD/DVDs pushed on you by retailers that will either be outdated by the time you install it or is just plain junk; and its only good use is to protect your furniture from moisture.

Sally: Oh look dear, we finally got the new version of AOL in the mail!
Dan: Great honey, make sure you don't stain the coffee table with that beer, why don't you stick that coasterware under it?
Sally: Check it out sweatie, we have the whole set now!

by temu_jin August 19, 2007

Taterware

A one of a kind computer. Its based on the Intel platform, and there was only ever one made. It was donated to a student in need so she could graduate on time, and have a computer that worked.

Kayla was privileged enough to receive the only Taterware computer known to exist. Its so fast, it rocks the socks of the sockless. It pwns noobs so hXc it makes there heads spin before they even know the pwnage is about to occur.

by TL-Iguana November 28, 2007

toasterbread

Something that has been left in the toaster, such as a bagel, poptart, or (especially) toast. It was cooked, likely for the intent of eating, but was neglected for days for whatever reason. This is usually performed by siblings who have plenty of time to eat it, or parents, who keep their coffee in the microwave for days without drinking it. This could technically be considered toasterbread too.

Hey, who's toast is this? It's getting cold, dont you want it? (one week later) Nobody ate the toast... now it's toasterbread. -_-

by Toast... July 24, 2008

ToasterDave

A silly big man that loves little children and maybe eats the children after he is finished

"Oh no! it's ToasterDave! I hope he doesn't eat me.

by zaza-_- June 12, 2023

Toasterface

When someone says, "u" instead of you, and you mentally murder them 500000000000000000000 times, and then block their number.

Annoying person: *texting* did u get the math homework
Me: *Blocks number and ignores person until they see the made mistake and say sorry*
Annoying Person: Sorry, I was being a toasterface earlier, I was in a rush.

by IreallyLikePizza May 27, 2018

Toasterween

it’s like Halloween but specifically for Stroodlers

Mother: What are you dressing up as for Toasterween?

Kenith: I'm dressing up as a toaster stroodle!

by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020