thirstball 

when a person is extremely thirsty or jetty, feeling as though they need sexual attention from anybody or anything, for that matter....
someone who goes super hard.

Adam is a thirstball he just tried to finger her on the dance floor.

thirstball by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007

Thartful 

The act of leaving a room or moving to a different area when you have to fart so as not to disturb other people.

Alana is not very thartful. She always farts on my pillow.

Thartful by Gigi the Gew September 12, 2015

thirstbucket 

A tern given to a person acting desperately; desperate for love

You're giving her the impression you're a thirstbucket! Women are cautious about desperate men! You need to back off.

thirstbucket by talk2me-JCH2 April 5, 2021

thirstiful 

When one feels thirsty and full simultaneously.

"I've drunk so much water and my stomach feels as though I could not drink another drop, but my thirst is still not quite quenched."
"Ah, you're thirstiful."

thirstiful by Charding July 15, 2015

thirstology 

The study of the social issues of thirstiness; the ongoing effort to find ways to counteract the detrimental effects of thirst: neediness, attention-whoring, paper-chasing, overt eagerness, creeping, and desperateness. A professional thirstologist has a responsibility to educate the public on how to avoid quenching thirst by cupcaking or simping.

I need to pick up some knowledge on thirstology, cuz this hoe text me like 15 times in the last minute.

thirstology by bigmikeakathebizz January 17, 2013

thirstballin 

an unhealthy, uncontrollably strong desire to do something...on the verge of being sexual...needs quenching.

Dude was thirstballin for some cheetos.

thirstballin by SMT31 November 7, 2008

Thirstburst 

Rapid and indescrimate right swiping on tinder, bumble, Hinge, etc. Best when swiping in a new area. Often done with the two finger walking method. Hasty way to work through options.

Bro, just landed in Chitown, gonna rip a shot, power through a thirstburst, and see where the night takes me.

Thirstburst by rsman February 18, 2018