the Washington

n. A soapy scrub down of the cock-and-balls at a luxury spa.

“Go see Gabe and ask him for the Washington. You won’t regret it!”

by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019

The Washington Handshake

The act of using extreme favors, possibly of a sexual nature, to gain; power, positions of authority, increased income, favorable treatment, etc.

John doe was narrowly elected Mayor because of his firm and precise execution of The Washington Handshake.

by We fixed the glitch1111 April 24, 2018

The Washington Post

One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.

While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.

The Washington Post isn't fake news. Sorry Trumpers and Berners!

by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019

the Washington monument

it's Osiris's penis! (a.k.a. "Satan's dick")

stuff Osiris's penis up the Pope's ass

by fuckyou with Nimrod's penis June 5, 2004

The Washington Washingtons

The nfl team whose name is so racist you just call them this.

The red.... I mean..... The Washington Washingtons are not going to the playoffs.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017

The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.

Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!

by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020

The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.

Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good

by Random definition guy October 15, 2023