Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

poker

some thing for a fire to poke the fire wood or a card game wich usally involves gambling for money or not

let us play poker

by Speedy bob January 16, 2004

poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.

"You should invite her to dinner and poker"

by Flo January 27, 2004

pokered

When you don't give a shit at a given time, a state of mind

She was extremely pokered last night.
I feel so pokered right now.

by edgy chav November 29, 2017

Poker

Noun. A person, usually the female, that pokes a hole in a condom prior to sex with the intention of causing pregnancy, seemingly by accident.

Poor Billy's paying child support for 18 years after dating that poker.

by SunBug October 3, 2009

Poker

The act of sticking fingers up a girls virgina. Also, a very popular card game.

www.danspoker.com

I signed up for poker through www.danspoker.com whilst poking my girlfriend.

by Anonymous213 September 25, 2011

The Poker

The Poker is an action used when someone rolls the corner of a pillow case and shoves it up someone’s nose. This often leads to anger, laughter and failed relationships

“I was sitting next to my girlfriend one day and she gave me an attitude so I gave that bitch the poker”

by Finkman June 11, 2019