- when you just don't feel like working
- your tent needs to dry
- or that unfortunate event when your girlfriends car breaks down and a sick day is warranted to repair it
- a Tasker has been known to be taken when a clumsy moment has lead to you stumbling down stairs or falling out of a shower
- or sometimes you just want to leave work early
NOTE: there are unlimited Taskers at hand
NOTE: there has been an addition of an atomic tasker where you take the first day back from leave as a "sick day"
- your tent needs to dry
- or that unfortunate event when your girlfriends car breaks down and a sick day is warranted to repair it
- a Tasker has been known to be taken when a clumsy moment has lead to you stumbling down stairs or falling out of a shower
- or sometimes you just want to leave work early
NOTE: there are unlimited Taskers at hand
NOTE: there has been an addition of an atomic tasker where you take the first day back from leave as a "sick day"
"...i cant come in today, we went camping and i think the tents and gear needs to dry"
His doing The Tasker!
"...my girlfriends car broke down 2 days ago...i need to fix it"
His doing The Tasker!
"...it looks like its windy outside and there might be a storm outside, i better leave just in case...you never know"
His doing The Tasker!
His doing The Tasker!
"...my girlfriends car broke down 2 days ago...i need to fix it"
His doing The Tasker!
"...it looks like its windy outside and there might be a storm outside, i better leave just in case...you never know"
His doing The Tasker!
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Just to give her a little more surprise I carefully gnawed my fingernails into jagged points, to give her .... The Taser.
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by Pete October 18, 2004
Get the Thomas the Tanker mug.A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.
by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009
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The shit talker talks shit everyday all day on urban dictionary. What a pussy faggot bitch. You can never say that shit to my face, bitch.
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Get the the shit talker mug.Character from the Adult swim show "Harver Birdman: Attorney at Law". Was a former enemy of Birdman, but is now a judge who often hears Birdman's cases.
He has various psychic powers including: teleportation, telepathy, hypnotism, precognition, and telekinesis — all referred to as "mind taking"— but he rarely uses them for anything beyond sophomoric mischief. He has been given the personality of a cocky and flamboyant stage magician; because of this, he often predicts the result of the cases he presides over before they have even started.
He often makes an entrance, such as appearing in a cloud of smoke or from a bolt of lightning. Mentok's gavel is a brain on a handle, which squishes when struck. He also seems to enjoy patronizing people such as Inch High Private Eye and especially the courtroom's bailiff, while the bailiff usually just ignores him and stares forward with a blank expression.
During his time on Earth, Mentok has worked as a mufti, a genie, a sex trade worker, a Cossack, and an E.S.T. instructor. His main catch phrase is "Booweeoop" to give the impression of eerie sci-fi music sound and is said whilst moving his hands around in a circular motion often when 'Mind Taking'.
He has various psychic powers including: teleportation, telepathy, hypnotism, precognition, and telekinesis — all referred to as "mind taking"— but he rarely uses them for anything beyond sophomoric mischief. He has been given the personality of a cocky and flamboyant stage magician; because of this, he often predicts the result of the cases he presides over before they have even started.
He often makes an entrance, such as appearing in a cloud of smoke or from a bolt of lightning. Mentok's gavel is a brain on a handle, which squishes when struck. He also seems to enjoy patronizing people such as Inch High Private Eye and especially the courtroom's bailiff, while the bailiff usually just ignores him and stares forward with a blank expression.
During his time on Earth, Mentok has worked as a mufti, a genie, a sex trade worker, a Cossack, and an E.S.T. instructor. His main catch phrase is "Booweeoop" to give the impression of eerie sci-fi music sound and is said whilst moving his hands around in a circular motion often when 'Mind Taking'.
1."You cannot stop Mentok the Mind Taker! Not while there's minds to be Men-taken!"-Mentok of Harvey Birdman: attorney at Law
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i invited my ex over last night.
why don't you hate her?
yeah, but shes a good fuck so i just did the breath taker and threw the body in the dumpster
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why don't you hate her?
yeah, but shes a good fuck so i just did the breath taker and threw the body in the dumpster
hahaha, good one bro
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