The act of a man during sexual intercourse to slap a woman so hard with his cock, that he not only breaks the sound barrier, but also her jaw.
1: Ma’am why are you in the hospital?
2: My husband and I did the Harri last night...
1: Dear lord...
2: My husband and I did the Harri last night...
1: Dear lord...
by HarriTime69 October 24, 2019
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Harris Ahmed was born on Decemeber 2, 1991 in Bloemfontein, South Africa to a farming family with modest means. He has since lived in Lebanon, France, USA, Mexico, Russia and Jamaica.
He began working at age 9 as a rice picker, shoe polisher and waiter to pay his school fees and those of his four younger brothers and sisters. His hard work and perseverance allowed him to outperform his classmates nationwide, earning him the prestigious MOHSAA (Medal of Outstanding Academic Achievement) in 1984 at the age of 13, when he graduated high school.
He then moved to the USA to complete his three majors (Mathematics, Biomedical Engineering and Econometrics) at Harvard University. He currently holds two PhDs.
His philanthropic spirit has taken him on humanitarian missions to Argentina, Brazil, Guinea, Uganda, Myanmar, Malaysia and Swaziland. He is estimated to have personally helped over 10 million underprivileged children.
Growing up in several multi-cultural environments, Harris is octalingual. He is a native speaker of Mandarin, Swahili, Russian, French, English, Arabic, Greek and Turkish.
His irresistible good looks and charm have brought him famous girlfriends such as Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles.
He is the only man to have received the Nobel Peace Prize three times (1993, 1998, 2001). His acting performances have also earned him several academy awards.
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Harris Ahmed was born on Decemeber 2, 1991 in Bloemfontein, South Africa to a farming family with modest means. He has since lived in Lebanon, France, USA, Mexico, Russia and Jamaica.
He began working at age 9 as a rice picker, shoe polisher and waiter to pay his school fees and those of his four younger brothers and sisters. His hard work and perseverance allowed him to outperform his classmates nationwide, earning him the prestigious MOHSAA (Medal of Outstanding Academic Achievement) in 1984 at the age of 13, when he graduated high school.
He then moved to the USA to complete his three majors (Mathematics, Biomedical Engineering and Econometrics) at Harvard University. He currently holds two PhDs.
His philanthropic spirit has taken him on humanitarian missions to Argentina, Brazil, Guinea, Uganda, Myanmar, Malaysia and Swaziland. He is estimated to have personally helped over 10 million underprivileged children.
Growing up in several multi-cultural environments, Harris is octalingual. He is a native speaker of Mandarin, Swahili, Russian, French, English, Arabic, Greek and Turkish.
His irresistible good looks and charm have brought him famous girlfriends such as Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce Knowles.
He is the only man to have received the Nobel Peace Prize three times (1993, 1998, 2001). His acting performances have also earned him several academy awards.
by theharrislovers92 April 3, 2009
Get the The Harris mug.A group of teenagers who can normally be spotted with the guys having long hair and adolescent beards, whereas the girls will often have medium length hair and could be seen as in boyish clothes. Often the ethos of the group is that, they are anti-fashion and trends.
Some may view them as pretentious as for example, many will listen to bands that no one has heard of, just for the sake that no one has heard of them.
They could also be considered modern day hippies.
Some may view them as pretentious as for example, many will listen to bands that no one has heard of, just for the sake that no one has heard of them.
They could also be considered modern day hippies.
by mr.boomfantastic. July 12, 2010
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Katie went down on David, but he was in for a surprise when she stood up and gave him the Harris, knocking him unconscious.
by Tom T March 9, 2008
Get the The Harris mug.A chick who has very unkept, rugged pubic hair, therefore resembling that of the Harry Potter character, Hagrid.
by JeJoMa November 7, 2010
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Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.
Similar to "up the dirttrack, dirtroad".
Used in "Catherine Tate Show" by a flaming homosexual, who refuses to admit he is one.
"Just because I am wearing a gentleman's sponge bag, doesn't mean I take it up the Harris! How very dare you!"
by BartP January 17, 2008
Get the up the Harris mug.When its 930pm, you go to the toilet on a night out and come back to find your 'mate' has gone home early and not told anyone.
"Stonkin' piss that! Hang on... wheres Nick?"
"Dunno" (looks around, looks at watch)
"Boys, he's done the Harrison Slide"
"Dunno" (looks around, looks at watch)
"Boys, he's done the Harrison Slide"
by Sadsack21 March 2, 2021
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